Groot's in the cradle?

Except Tony Stark. And he makes up for it by having sex with everybody. EVERYBODY

I was wondering about that, I'd think they'd just gauge it based on when people stop reading them.

Say what you will about Spinoff Showcase, but Behind The Laughter is easily one of the best Scully-era episodes.

"This is my son Bart. He owns a factory downtown."

Well, Uncle Ben might die in every incarnation, but he never comes back, so he only dies once in every universe. There are lots of characters that die, get brought back, and then die again multiple times. I'm sure all the Jean Greys have 3-4 times as many deaths as all the Uncle Bens.

(Pictures an elephant naked)

You are just using me for the sex. I think I'm being used.

I actually think Inception would make a pretty great video game. A bunch of levels based on sneaking into people's dreams to steal stuff could be pretty cool.

It turns out the War Horse was inside us the whole time.

It's been a while since I've seen it, but I remember Paul Dano chewing the scenery like a mofo.

I think there was a horse of some sort, but I'm not 100% on that.

Puny Dowd

You guys do know The Grey was on that list, right?

Exactly. Grand Budapest is a critique of the exact worldview that William is accusing the film of having.

There is one reason. It's because Scott Pilgrim is FUCKING AWESOME

Eh, this is still just a very small part of Greg and Rose's time together. I'm sure we'll get more flashbacks like this in the future.

I mostly didn't like him because of how creepy it was to watch him flirt with a couple of 12 year olds.

Well, we are seeing the story from Greg's perspective, he might've exaggerated Marty's lesser qualities.

Hey, it also exists for Abed's meltdown in the Community pilot!