I could've sworn I heard that Greg completely raised Steven until right before the show began, although I have no idea where I heard that.

I swear to god, the show had better not be called Marvel's agents of the real S.H.I.E.L.D.

Wouldn't his life's face just be his own face?

I was surprised the writeup made it sound like they actually liked the main character.

"So while Scott Pilgrim may lack a love triangle as resonant as the one in The Graduate"

The movie is called War Horse, and the main character of the movie is a horse. It might not be that objectively bad, but it will always be fun to make fun of.

I can't think of a shootout I've enjoyed more than Django's climatic centerpiece.

I was about to yell about how it got nominated for best picture, but then realized you typed Amer and not Amour.

I worship Inherent Vice, but I think if it was going to be on this list, it would've been on the list already.

Tree of Life! Tree of Life!

How can The World's End be on the list, when Citizen Kane is by far the superior film?

I watched Melancholia and all I could think was "Finally, somebody gets it!"

FIREFLY! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIREFLY!

It was make-up, the joke is that Steve Holt aged horribly.

At last, an answer to the question "Dean, why are you here?"

3 stars means never having to say you're sorry.

Wouldn't it be funny if Rolling Stone falsely reported that like, 5 people got raped just now.

It's probably the most Kanye lyric ever.

*Harry Crane runs out crying because he just watched all his coworkers get murdered*

Yeah after all of Ken's talk about quitting advertising, his new job felt a bit like a Pyrrhic victory, but I was so happy to see Ken rub it in Roger's stupid mustache face that I didn't really mind.