listen, let’s not let the wacko conspiracy theories overshadow Hillary’s actual health problems. i have extensive experience in this area and there is literally no issue more debilitating than seasonal allergies. what if her hands are covered in mucus and she hits the “bomb the earth” button by accident? what if she’s…

One time I was making Al pastor tacos and cut into an avocado and there was a tiny thumbelina type creature with a whole little home in there! There was a little bed with a little quilt. And a tiny bookshelf with hundreds of titles. Even a little sewing machine! Thumbelina waved and began telling me about her magical…

I don’t think that Suri considering Katie a best friend is the same as Jada wanting to be her kids’ best friend.

My son tried the “you’re not my friend” burn a few times. I said good because I’m your mother not your friend.

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

Alternatively, Gazpaucho is a great name for your pet kangaroo

Blake can't count all the way to 10.

Over here (UK) the firearms laws are so strict that most people consider guns completely illegal. To get a firearms licence, you’ve got to have a 100% squeaky clean CRB (Criminal Records Bureau) record, as well two references from people not related to you, and the police approach your GP to check with them whether…

Anyone with just passing knowledge of domestic violence would have known it was the father who killed the family and then himself. I knew when it was reported that the dog was also killed. These kinds of murders are about dominance and control.

I like the Clinique Liquid Facial Cleanser. I prefer the mild formula for dry/combo skin, but they also offer regular and creamier versions for different skin types. It’s basic: cleanses—even removes mascara—but doesn’t dry out my skin. It’s $17, but a little goes a long way (this bottle lasts me a looooong time).

I like the Clinique Liquid Facial Cleanser. I prefer the mild formula for dry/combo skin, but they also offer…

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