You’ve done it! You’ve finally written the most superficial garbage in the history of the internet. I don’t know whether to throw up or laugh uncontrollably. Also fyi as an android user you aren’t even a very adept one. All those things you want to do can be done on an android, for example SwiftKey has been auto…

Your title is flawed, every i device is already a rip off, therefore no strategy can mitigate this.

Agreed. I played it for 2 hours and tried to refund it (steam refused, even though 90 percent of that time was restarting and redoing the same bits) I tired so hard to like it but after 10 infuriating hours I tried another attempt at a refund (steam again refuses) so I resign myself to at least trying to get some joy…