@flpwch: "more sympathetic to your price" LOL yeah, my dog just died and my wife left me, will you take $20 less?

You offer a price, and take it or leave it. No compromises, no excuses, no warranties.

I brew homemade wine with whatever fruit is in season, and add sugar for the alcohol kick. My dad even used dandelions!

I over save for retirement. I also have waaaayy too much sex. I should also get rid of a few friends, I have too many. And I'm too damn smart.

My dad thinks like this. After many years of living this way, he’s left with a house that’s nearly falling down (and several other buildings that *have* fallen down), a piece of crap car, no boat, no technology or computer skills, and failing health because he’s too cheap to get routine checkups. It’s effectively…

@SquaredCircle: Yeah, I can think of better ways to blow an hour, rather than waiting in queue for a free muffin.

Where's the calculator to figure out how much money my f**king wife spends on clothes and shoes?

@infmom: Yes, electric is the way to go. I use electric to shave ALL my hair, if you know what I mean...

This seems like more trouble than it's worth. I think it is more convenient to carry disposable silverware and leave them at the scene. I know for a fact it's more convenient with beer.

I live in a cold weather state (Michigan). I have no interest in curbing greenhouse gases or preventing global warming. In fact, given fossil fuels are cheaper than eco-friendly tree hugger stuff, I try to burn as much CO2 as possible. I want to see palm trees growing along the shorelines of the Great Lakes.

I want my groceries conforming to US Department of Health regulations, and not full of melamine. Plus, I've always been suspicious of the meats. You might think you're getting pork, but really it's sweet-and-sour cocker spaniel!

I can't save money; I'm not employed. A victim of the economy and my own laziness. And people trying to save money! :) People have to remember, if you're saving all this money by penny-pinching, you are taking food out of the mouths of other people's children.

Get off my lawn you darn kids!!!!

I've had it with the evil credit card companies...I plan on getting as many cards as they'll send me, max them all out, and then declare bankruptcy. They need to learn to be more responsible and I can't think of a more fun way to teach them that lesson. And I might get a few new toys out of the deal! I understand…

I don't print much, so this is definitely not worth it. When I do have to print something, I usually just do it at work. The home printer is basically a last resort. I've had my cartridges for a year now, and they are still 3/4 full.

@jennieblue22: I guess my point is the massive financial risks (lawyers, settlements, alimony, wrecked credit, etc) of a divorce are in no way worth the rewards of getting married for a tax break. Especially when having a marriage certificate does not change how much one partner loves the other. I've seen too many…

Highly suggest you do not get married to save money. Usually ends in a divorce, and you wind up giving up half your assets anyway. Talk about expensive! Makes the cost of the wedding pale in comparison...

I went through it all, and in the end it told me that my best bet to save electricity is to upgrade all my computers to Windows(tm) Version 7!??!!!??

Solution to problem: don't get married.

@9house: