@tommertron:

I am going to sign up for this and I am going to have username Bernie Madoff #savingmoney

I can't believe anyone uses the bloated Quicktime format #quicktime

Drunk Pickled Egg vomit:

So your caller ID doesn't show who's calling? Useless to me. #googlevoice

I only wash my hands when I'm away from home. When I'm home I skip it to save on water and energy costs.

I am going to sell drugs if I lose my job. I can make more money doing that, anyway.

This makes the (possibly flawed) assumption that near the end of your retirement there will not be a market collapse.

@DiscoZombie: Or lay down astroturf in your livingroom.

I can't imagine why someone would want to do this.

As a society, we should not use credit cards as much as we do. Using them for purchase protection or rewards is OK. But pay them off every month. Don't give free money to the bankers.

I keep telling myself that my wiener is 3" longer than it really is.

Darn! I thought this article would be about food!

You're kind of screwed if the building catches on fire, or if a plane hits it.

I find if I don't watch cable, I quickly am out of touch with recent news/sports/cultural events. I guess if I want to be a hermit or recluse it's an option, but for most normal people I think it's a pie-in-the-sky thing.

Cameltoe !!!!!!

I don't ever get insurance - it's much cheaper. If your house burns down, just declare personal bankruptcy - that's what it is there for.

@drhowarddrfine: Well put. Hey, if you want a cat-food sandwich, go to Subway and order the tuna.

I've been around long enough to know that wealth begets wealth. You need to appear business-ready and smart in order to attract clients. Lawn chairs and cardboard boxes for tables just will not cut it. The success rate for businesses that cut corners is probably 75% lower than those that do not.

Insurance is not always necessary. Well, for a vehicle, it is — but as soon as my house was paid for, I dropped the homeowners and now self-insure.