Not verbose and pointless enough

Massively disappointed with this one. Most of it sounds like coffee shop rock you'd have heard on VH1 at 7am in years past. Just that slow, dreary, inoffensive adult contemporary slag that puts people back to bed. Handwritten had plenty of this on it, and it only got worse. The energetic speed is gone, as is the…

Giving time, thought and energy to hating something is the whole point of the article. Just sayin'.

Ran the joke into the ground right off the bat. Typical SNL.