Shia LeBeouf has actually earned my respect. I’m a little surprised, but keep up the good work dude!

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I’m just sad my homosexual spirit just gives me generalized anxiety disorder, none of the other fun stuff.

You’re the only one with quite the take here. It has gotten plenty of coverage in the media. Ellen and her guest both addressed it. I am curious as to what you think would have been the proper response to come from Ellen, knowing how she is as a person.

This article could just be called “I’m getting older”. I know what it feels like, it is happening to me too.

If noticing and pointing out one of the fundamental themes your game is built on is enough to “ruin” it, then it wasn’t a very good game to start with.

“Local male, un-effected by sexism whatsoever, asks women to stop complaining about sexism.”

Trump will have a heart attack and die in January, Pence will have a stroke and die in February, Ryan will be diagnosed with cancer and step down in March, and Bannon will die in a car accident in April. Various other horrible people will meet their ends through various natural causes and accidents.

2016 in the darkest timeline

Next you’ll be telling me to make my own guac. No thanks, Jeb!

.. says a site constantly pimping Bravo shows and without severe remediation can contain up to 29 ads and 8 autoplays running simultaneously

As much as we need her, she’s too smart and has enough healthy ego to forgo a run. Plus, we don’t deserve her- we haven’t earned the privilege

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

i want an all-women reboot of every male-dominated cast ever. mindy kaling can star in all of them too.

And then Ryan was like

This is a classic example is a white privileged male.