That desk is unrealistically clean for someone who would own this type of gaming chair

Better than “Boner Gel”

Pretty sure the ship sailed well before that, in the mid-90s, when they all voted for a GOP-controlled Senate led by Newt Gingrich, who married his high school geometry teacher at age 18, divorced her for a younger model when she became too cancer-raddled, then cheated on wifey 2 at age 58 with future wifey 3 (23…

Pretty sure that ship sailed when they all voted for a thrice-married former reality TV show host and serial liar who was cheating on his third wife WHILE she was pregnant with his fifth child... or something like that.

But on the positive side, bringing China into the twentieth century also resulted in the biggest drop on worldwide poverty pretty much ever.

I didn’t know that, and somehow still cant wait to give them my money.

You answered me twice with the same thing. And you’re wrong. A last gen video card won’t be enough to run Elite Dangerous with high FPS in high settings.

Hell, a 1080 Ti is not enough to get 144 FPS in most recent games in 1440p, let alone in a VR headset that ask for twice the resolution.

And I know about it, I have…

Well, Jack will just have to keep re-explaining it to Trumpy Bear every 6 months or so, because that seems to be around the length of his attention span.

I thought there were steering wheel controls, do those not do volume?