In fairness, The Witch genuinely is a masterpiece. For me, it’s probably the best horror movie since Rosemary’s Baby. It’s even better than The Babadook, IMO.

Except self-flagellating white guilt.

It’s been said already, but really can’t be said often enough, a course called ‘The Problem of Blackness’ or ‘The Problem of Islam” would cost everyone involved their jobs. And it’s not like there aren’t problems associated with black and Islamic identities, is it?

Grow the blank up.

“I also invite you to take whatever axe you’re grinding against Margaret Cho and sit on the sharp end.”

Yeah. Boo to Tilda Swinton for taking Margaret Cho at her word.

Totally agree. This whole thing is just a symptom of a really fucked up political situation.

“Maybe she thought Tilda was just using her to alleviate some of her white guilt.”

“In my mind, yeah. Because Tilda Swinton, who had no relationship with all before this, tapped her as the One Asian Friend and went from “hey, can we talk about this” to “oh wise Asian, please enlighten me as to how we can make the entire world a better place?”

“If you have a question about BLM do you open your window and ask any black person passing to explain it to you?”

Wow, you really don’t give up do you. You’re like a deranged lab chimp specially bred to test the effect of pistol whippings on posting ability. Why don’t you go find a new obsession, you shitposting choad?

That doesn’t reflect well on you.

Yes, Margaret Cho is an awful person. That’s what you’re missing.

Well, as the actual e-mail correspondence shows, Swinton asked Cho in the very first e-mail if she wouldn’t mind keeping the conversation private and Cho replied:

I was prepared to say “Whatever, agree to disagree” and just move on, but since Swinton’s rep has released the entire e-mail correspondence, wherein Swinton comes across as 100% reasonable and open to discussion and wherein Cho readily agrees to keep the correspondence private, I was wondering if you were amenable to…

Nah, pathetic is obsessing over me and replying to drive-bys from October for no good reason. I would be flattered, but I really don’t want your attention.

As well as being a cunt and a cyber-stalker, you’re also totally down with religious patriarchal oppression of women.

Well, in fairness, I am surrounded by cunts. Especially you. You’re such a cunt that when you were born a guy stuck his head round the door of the maternity ward and said “Oh look. It’s a cunt, coming out of some cunt’s cunt.” That’s you. You’re a cunt. And you’re stalking me from thread to thread, which is…

Your opening salvo was “Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit”. You kinda forfeited the right to complain about anyone else’s personality.

That’s some insipid, unoriginal shit, bro. I could piss on an electrical outlet and bang my head off the keyboard from the involuntary spasm and still come up with better insults than you.