I was prepared to say “Whatever, agree to disagree” and just move on, but since Swinton’s rep has released the entire e-mail correspondence, wherein Swinton comes across as 100% reasonable and open to discussion and wherein Cho readily agrees to keep the correspondence private, I was wondering if you were amenable to…

Nah, pathetic is obsessing over me and replying to drive-bys from October for no good reason. I would be flattered, but I really don’t want your attention.

As well as being a cunt and a cyber-stalker, you’re also totally down with religious patriarchal oppression of women.

Well, in fairness, I am surrounded by cunts. Especially you. You’re such a cunt that when you were born a guy stuck his head round the door of the maternity ward and said “Oh look. It’s a cunt, coming out of some cunt’s cunt.” That’s you. You’re a cunt. And you’re stalking me from thread to thread, which is…

Your opening salvo was “Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit”. You kinda forfeited the right to complain about anyone else’s personality.

That’s some insipid, unoriginal shit, bro. I could piss on an electrical outlet and bang my head off the keyboard from the involuntary spasm and still come up with better insults than you.

Fuck you. You started this slanging match, you don’t get to call anyone else salty when your opening salvo was “You’re literally nobody”. Take your high horse and ride it off a cliff you smug asshole.

And you’re a worthless waste of good oxygen that could have been put to better use fuelling a Christmas fire at an orphanage. Don’t you have something useful to do, like drinking bleach or playing on train lines?

Go suck a gas pipe, you stunted cunt.

It’s not a question of “owing” anybody anything. It’s a question of just not being a shitty person. Generally speaking, if someone asks you to keep something to yourself, the decent thing to do is respect that request, not blab about the whole thing on some guy’s podcast.

One day, maybe even in the next ten or twenty years, someone, somewhere, will write an entire article about this film without once misspelling ‘Rogue’ as ‘Rouge’.

Tilda Swinton is one of the most gifted actresses working today. Margaret Cho is a salty, talentless halfwit whose chief marketable skill is best described as an ability to be unfunny in public. Who gives a fuck what she thinks? And fuck her for betraying Swinton’s confidence after she was asked to keep their…

The burkha - an explicitly patriarchal attempt to equate piety with the total invisibility of women - is a perfect symbol for the bigotry and intolerance the Dutch find so antithetical to their values. Good fucking riddance.

Calling this an “October Surprise” makes you look like a cunt.