We all know how much you love GIFs, neckbeard. Without them, how would you be able to communicate?

As always, you’re cracking me up. I don’t give a fuck about blacks getting Oscars, but the fact you think Ride Along 2 is some kind of achievement shows me why you think George “Fat Fuck Neckbeard Idol” is great lit.

How about George Martin bullshit, fanboy?

Goddam you’re my fave. Of all the retarded comments you made (i.e., everything you write) this one’s the best.

Don’t stop being a dumbass. Moar comments to mock, please, neckbeard.

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Someone mentions Game of Thrones and you come running.

Hi dummy. You’re not familiar with irony, I take it. Who are YOU to say the OP is not the arbiter of good taste?

Generally, all brains are soft as it is an organ and not bone. Idiot.

In other words, someone just like yourself!

Not as bad as that awkward moment you realize when you inevitably acknowledge you’re a neckbeard idiot.

You’re a goddam moron and a blight on the human race.

OK, fanboy, OK.

STFU

You’re an asshole and an idiot and proven liar as well and, as a morbidly obese neckbeard idiot, you’re far worse than he is.

Have you taken your meds today?

In the first one, did the guy name his dog “You Fucking Piece of Shit” because it came to him when he said it.

I’m sure the Steelers will happily take the two Super Bowl rings (and the amazing win last night) over unproven allegations about their QB.

The only response Burfict has to any question is “I’m a borderline retarded piece of shit.”

WTF is “repetitional” harm? An illiterate attorney’s way of spelling “reputational”?

I (in a sorta I support the First Amendment way) get mocking Ben, since he’s a public figure. But mocking the victims at the same time?