does christina want me to have sex with her while she holds the baby? because she is giving me sex eyes. yuck.

not to mention necklaces shooting out of her boob hole.

why does she look like that woman from "groundhog day" all of the sudden?

for a second I forgot to turn off my itunes and I was like "this song isn't so bad, but it sounds very familiar." then I turned up the montag and blood squirted from my eyeballs and ears.

why does this picture make me think "deranged elf"?

I am reminded of Harold and Maude.

how could coach be doing badly here? I see those ugly ass bags everywhere...

tara,

yeah, that picture is just weird and it makes me feel lonely and sad for her even though she makes more money in a minute than I will make in my lifetime.

@southerncomfort: Ha!

it's probably made from whoever was abusing her orphans.

@ineffable.me: hahahahha! exactly! this bacon needs....a bacon topping!

she makes a lovely beard.

"obligatory beauty maintenance" is a phrase that just makes me vomit. Shouldn't these be things like combing my hair and brushing my teeth? Wiping my butt? Not teeth whitening and tanning.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Yeah, you don't get a "one child only" policy without doing abortions (sometimes forced).

when did they start waxing suri's eyebrows? is that child abuse?

I think the guy in the hat is like "Whoa. You REALLY are a huge douche with legs!"

she looks real. that weirds me out.

jessica seinfeld-you are a horrible wench. I hope your spinach puree is laced with dangerous pesticides. Also, I hope your face freezes in rictus whenever you have to laugh at seinfeld's jokes.

yeah, I think having a glass of wine a day would be a lot less dangerous to the fetus than wearing eight inches of makeup.