please take that man's flat iron away from him. do they have flat iron rehab?

I heard bridget will only be paid child support in euros now.

first off—this is a woman who is married to tom cruise. running a marathon is nothing compared to that grueling 24/7 torture. this is probably like a vacation in the caribbean for her.

yawn.

Please tell me the study also mentioned that the goblin people will chase the pretty people and dine upon their unlined, firm flesh.

Weird. It just ends up looking schmeary in the pics. you would have to have polish with you at all times. but i guess that is what assistants are for.

I've seen Watson speak a couple of times and he is certifiably bat shit crazy. Last time I saw him, he said we should selectively abort fetuses that may be bipolar, because he has a bipolar son and doesn't think anyone else should have the pain of having mental illness in their family. Forget the fact that bipolar…

If Ellen loves animals so much, she should respect the rules of the rescue agency she got the dog from. They have the rules so that people don't dump the pets, sell them, or start using them for nefarious purposes (fighting, breeding, etc.). Just because she is famous is not a fair reason to think the rules shouldn't…

they both got the same model of nose.

it's the beard! it's blocking his hotness!

barf.

she was hot, she is hot, she has yet to be hot. her face is perfectly symmetrical, and that just always looks attractive (as long as her poor septum keeps her nose together.)

why is she holding a hat while wearing a hat? is she addicted to hats now????????

everyone mentioned in this post (except for Samuel L. Jackson) appears to be in an olympic sized twit-a-thon against each other.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I feel bad for her. I'm sure she is an awesome athlete even without the drugs. But you can't just take something your trainer gives you and not question what is in it. She either was too trusting or didn't really want to know.

if only she were lactating! then it would be oreos and milk.

@Ashila: wow, something to thank the IRS for. I'd pay double taxes to see the IRS beating him senseless with w4 forms.

perfect until her scarf gets caught in the wheels of a convertible and she pulls an isadora duncan.

perfect until the scarf gets stuck in the wheels of a convertible and she pulls an isadora duncan.

I bet his daughter is disappointed.