YES. Maryland drivers are the worst. My wife and I moved from California to Maryland in 2010 and I still to this day shed a tear when I see maryland plates on my car. This brings up a second point:

This was my college dorm console. Fuck those guys who connected their xbox’s together across the hall via ethernet cables to play Halo.

And the fact that a reference including a gif or video of the pie fight from the Great Race leaves me disappointed, Deadspin. I hope for better next time.

Give me Chemex or give me death!

Give me Chemex or give me death!

I agreed, I posted the same response before I even got to the comments. This game is the exemplar of sports in video games, one which all others should try to beat. (It’s a fool’s errand.)

You have Tecmo Bowl (but to clarify do you mean Tecmo Bowl or Tecmo Super Bowl, the latter being the first with actual NFL teams), Blades of Steel and are SOMEHOW missing the God of all NES sports games?!

I bet Tom and Ray Magliozzi (aka NPR’s Car Talk hosts Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers) would have been able to go into their wealth of knowledge and pull out some random car, specific model year and all, and fit this list perfect.

As someone who hasn’t played Smash since Gamecube- how is this really any different from a person playing as Ryu vs someone playing Vega. If Ryu launches a hadoken all day and wins because Vega can’t figure out how to jump or block (yes blocking whittles down your health) then that’s a problem of the Vega player.

Those are non-beers designed SPECIFICALLY for people who are drinking beer the first time. They may as well come in juiceboxes.

I mainly play mercy, have the “one a scale of one to ten how is your pain” as the voice line. I use it every time I solo queue and some idiot forgets they have to be in range of a healer and dash into the middle of a fray.

As someone who has 70% of time played as Mercy - on Xbox - the biggest things I want are:

Imagine, for a moment, if professional sports of all varieties had the same zero tolerance policy. I can only hope.

As some one who’s highlight reel is 6 videos of Mercy, I say thank you, friend. I sure as shit ain’t getting a POTG from her.

This 7 shot run and the current run for The Vision, pretty perfect.

Sorry, but that’s not quite accurate, my brother is a Major and has celiac’s and gets along just fine, even when in Afghanistan for 2 years.

Amazing! I’m personally waiting for Seiken Densetsu 3 (Secret of Mana 2) to be localized and sold in the US... *Cough*