Maybe the best thing for that baby woulda been an abortion.

A story to brighten our spirits just in time for the holiday let down! Fucking good for that nephew. This reads like one of those "what I should have done" stories, but this gentleman actually did it! Bravo!

I'll chime in on this. I'm not really pro-spanking, and I come from a magical childhood of "gettin' the belt" when I was a shit (and, lord, was I ever!). One time, my daughter broke free of me in a parking lot (she was two) and came close to being smanged by a vehicle. You know what I did? I spanked her. Right then,…

Initially read your comment as "god's plan"...

Thanks, theres no real point to continuing this day. >>sobbing hysterically<<

Oh man, I wish I had that kind of foresight, because I totes coulda posted some super adorbs pics of my ultra invasive hysterectomy earlier this week! Dang!

He and his mother are cohabitating nicely these days. God bless.

My awesome ex could not handle my pregnant emotions, and decided getting in my face and calling me a cunt was the slickest way to settle things. Then, after the baby arrived, he enrolled in college and I was instructed never to bother him, since he was taking a full load of courses. He would join us for dinner- that…

Every so often a status will pop up that reads "If you are reading this, Congratulations! You've made the cut! #friendslistgenocide" and is usually posted by someone I haven't spoken with (virtually or otherwise) in years. I generally take that as a sign to do the unfriend/block combo.

Is that White House petition thing still a thing? Can we petition the White House to put a moratorium on Mama June sex tapes? Or, better yet, petition to deport Mama June?

I'm happy to say I doubted his involvement from the get-go. Say what you will about Manson, this just really seemed out of character.

Oh, man, this is getting exhausting. I don't really care that much, but god bless- this is your torch and I'm gonna let you run with it. I will submit however, the Philly cheesesteak is topped with a fluorescent cheese sauce, so... there, I guess.

I would assume it does, but let's pretend it doesn't. Anyway, pretty please? With a cherry on top?

...sigh. To review, Skyline is a Greek dish, transplanted to Cincinnati, which, incidentally, is the second largest consumer of chili in the U.S. behind Texas.

Those are ubiquitous food items. Kinda off-base.

I mean, it's a regional favorite, that is beloved by hundreds of thousands of people. It's not a difficult concept to grasp or defend, nor is it unique.

Ok, fair enough, and I get thats understood as per your regular reviews, but you may have thought to mention that in your article.

Hey, actual Cincinnati native and current resident here, so allow me to chime in. Our chili is unorthodox, but ahhh- I hate it when people tear it down just based on a picture. The recipe itself was created by a Greek family, so even at it's inception it never was going to be the next 'Texas of the Midwest'.

Wait, my apologies. I read your comment very quickly, and my friend sitting with me clarified that you and I are effectively making a similar argument.

Yeah, no, I'm going to have to nope you. Because she is modeling, every one of these pictures are contrived. They're non natural. Snapping a kid in the buff as part of raucous playtime is one thing; undressing your nine year old daughter and directing her to pose suggestively is quite another.