An OKCupid guy made me hang up on him before we even met (which we never did.) I tried to politely end the call, he kept talking. I said “I have to go now” and he kept talking. Just hanging up was my only choice. I felt cruel at the time, but in retrospect he was 100% the asshole* and I dodged a bullet by not agreeing…

Hot off the presses! The girl two cubicles over just had Botox and is telling people she’s just drinking more water and getting more sleep.

Olly’s going over that ramp like

My dog looks just like Ollie! We did an agility class and then did a course at a JRT trial. He was zooming right along and then flew past a jump. I got him to come back, but he almost went over it backwards, a DQ. So I threw my arms up, he stopped, and proceeded to take a shit. Also a DQ.

I’m not on board with all the Ed Sheeran hate, but I must admit, “tattooed puff pastry” is an excellent insult.

I’m having a hard time figuring out the point of doing a beauty blog like this without a decent camera and good and consistent lighting. The difference between makeup products is often really subtle, so a bunch of grainy, low-light, webcam-looking videos of those products is really pretty fucking useless for…

what? no.

Oh shut the fuck up. The left fucking harassed her for a year for being too “middle America” and so she decided to go further left and lost middle America and the election. You’re fucking useless.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I completely agree with her opinion on sexist male vs female drug/addiction stories. Cat may be one of the only woman (who has written on this level of notoriety) who wrote from within her addiction, most other woman addiction writers have written after they’ve gotten sober. That’s the only perspective on women’s…

TWINS

I’m sorry

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

before someone comes in here screaming about “WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS WHEN TRUMP JUST DID _______” i would like to thank you for intermittently including these fun news stories.

way better than this other remix:

I really feel like the Internet has created its own narrative around Melania and that’s a dangerous thing to do. Will never stop feeling bad for that kid though.