WORST = WINTER

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who heard that fart. None of the write-ups that I read mentioned it. (Probably because I was focused on Nicki and Miley and forgot all about the pooting.)

yessssss!!! That was a POOTIE TOOT and NO AMOUNT of MTV’s investigatory journalistic microphone verifications will EVER convince me otherwise. (disclaimer: I am forever 9 when it comes to butts & poop talk. I will never let This Fart go.) #herstory never in my #wildestdreams

I’ve been an agnostic most of my life. I agreed to go to a “punk church” with a curious friend who didn’t want to go alone. The entire sermon was about tithing. I left thinking different wrapping - same old church.

this make me cackle laugh, thank you

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girl.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it
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Yep. That’s called “Saved by Grace.” I’ve never been able to wrap my head around it either, and I was raised on it.

Girl Power!

That would be one of the primary theological differences between Catholicism and Protestantism, actually (well, besides differing opinions on whether or not the communion bread and wine becomes Jesus’s body and blood in church). Catholics believe in the importance of good works in conjunction with faith, and…

I wish these people were aborted.

It's baffling. I try to live my life ethically. I'm by no means perfect, but my transgressions have been minor. Yet, because I'm an atheist, I'm damned and the likes of George W Bush and Newt Gingrich are okay despite the tremendous amounts of harm they've caused just because they are religious Christians. I really…

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

*starred for the greatest television program of all time

I think a lot of adult conversations are the same ones we had as fourth-graders, just longer and more nuanced.

This Is what she really wanted to say.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…