Sorry, updated to clarify- names are mixed up.

Diaz plays Rose Feller, the semi-literate, destructively promiscuous, and oft unemployed little sister of Maggie (Collette)

THE BODY DOUBLE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE HER GUYS I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE WHEN IS NOVEMBER SO I CAN VOTE AND THE CRETINS CAN GO SCURRY BACK INTO THEIR SWAMP HOMES

I have lotsa clots. I wear mine with a tampon b/c it’s too heavy otherwise, but the most absorptive of Thinx do a pretty good job with it.

Wear them! They totally work.

plz note khloe’s compton hat.

I am long waisted and flat chested (woe is me). One pieces are my waking nightmare.

I just lol’ed, thinking about myself in this bathing suit.

I just googled this and one of the places Cosmo suggests you can do this is on the hood of a car.

SAME. Different move but same reaction from dude. I still die when I think about it.

I once tried a Cosmo Move™ with all sincerity in my early twenties and it remains, to this day, one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever done.

oh yes, my nose/face shape is NOT having aviators

oh this makes me so happy to know he is nice!

maltipoo!

I have a friend with a Russian name and whenever he orders food delivery he uses “Mike” b/c he just can’t deal with spelling a 4 letter name all the time. That must be so frustrating.

fiiiiiine

aaaaaand now i’m wondering who your brother is.

My mother maintains to this day that my first and middle name could be used as/would make a great stage name.

also this nightmare

I wish they went with Morten Graham.