i can’t build a bridge because i’m a woman, so both literally and metaphorically i am doomed by the patriarchy.

female man is really triggering to me

please do not besmirch my unborn special snowflake’s good name by suggesting that his/her name is appropriate for a second level pet.

I’m naming my first born Gazpaucho.

I’m sorry for your loss. This story is absolutely heartbreaking.

I still love this one

Ha, I know. I’m not great at either, but- to see likes, click in the area surrounding the tweet and there is a bar with avi’s and number of likes. Click on the number and it will show you everyone :)

ha, sorry- twinja

found you!

I can’t find you by username- i’m @phyllisnefkinja

Hey G&T, come to #twinja!

edited b/c i was told you were there!

Deadspin, a sports blog that I’ve only read once. Unfortunately, I forgot that no one at that site has ever had sex before, so none of them knew what I was talking about.

Yeah, I think Kendall is gorgeous, obviously, I just don’t think she has the model caliber that Linda has.

newp.

v true. i legit still have a vest that i wore on the first day of high school. which was 1994, for reference.

Well, thank you. I do feel comfortable amongst trash also, so I think this is a great life plan.

I don’t know, but I’m gonna find her address and hang out by the trash.

Right, so like how much is she buying/being gifted?! (I’m just jealous).

Yeah, honestly none of this really made sense to me. Who cleans their closet every 3 months?!