I need a nap after trying to read this headline.

Mine have never forgiven me.

I have been looking for this answer since 2001.

hahahah this was my only real thought while reading this. RIP, brows.

(we don’t need to see them eating frozen yogurt together)

Santa’s Pub. I had maybe the most fun night of my life there.

Also, why couldn’t they think of 2 names? John and Jonathan?

A friend who was working the same festival circuit as 30 Seconds to Mars told me that he used purposely find out the women that the crew/tech guys were into and would then hook up with them. Just to be a dick.

I went to one and she was LEGIT. I know people think they’re full of shit but this one nailed the details for 4 of my friends. Like very specific, random things.

also, cigars and fedoras b/c cuba amirite.

I’M JUST TRYING TO GET THE NUMBERS BACK UP

LOL KOURTNEY THAT OUTFIT.

i will have the sex with him so this is relevant to me

GIMME.

I know, but don’t feel bad if you like her! I do! COME AT ME, BROS.

Same. Ordering pizza and passing out is tonights agenda.

Is it sad that I would rather make and eat deviled eggs alone this weekend, instead of going on a tinder date?

I think he meant yolks.

I know. Also, she gives them like, three shelves. WHERE DO ALL THE THINGS GO?

I was up until 1 and today I am laying on my desk. WORTH IT!