I feel like he’s not wrong on taxes but for all the wrong reasons

stand in front of a tape recorder for 20 straight hours and see if you don’t say any “tone deaf” or “unforgivable” things

Reminds me of a joke. Two aliens land their ship near a gas station. These particular aliens walk up to a gas pump and assume it’s a form of life. One Alien asks the gas pump “Take me to your leader”. The other alien says to his compatriot, “Hey, leave this guy alone and lets go ask someone else.” The first alien…

I’m with Norm, I don’t automatically trust everything women say. Or men for that matter. Or those who don’t identify as either. Or those who identify as both. Or religious people. Or atheists. Anyone really.

Live from royal Albert hall is mind blowing.

They are fucking mind blowing live. You could tell the drugs had gotten to J though. He sat facing to the side across the stage and was conducting the music while singing. He wouldn’t face the audience. God, have I really been listening to them for that long? 

Just off the top of my head, Kumail Nanjiani comes to mind. He’s done voice work in Bob’s Burgers and Adventure Time. 

Dan Castelleneta is Jewish?

NOTE: ROSEANNE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HER HOME PLANET

Wait what happened to Norton?

That’s not a Cockney accent. He’s going full Southie. Chris is from Boston.

Rosesand? I mean it was right there.

Yeah, Roseanne was the worst thing about Roseanne, still is.

This does sound like Roseanne.

The President of the AV Club is something I still proudly display on my résumé.

Why would people respect him?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks the guy behind the counter, “You got any Chapstick?” The store owner says, “Sure. You wanna pay for it now?” The duck says, “Nah, you can just put it on my bill.”

They’re not gonna need a bigger cart.

Eh, possible spoilers, but not really. Not Earth shattering plot revealing spoilers, just another homage.

Another 1984 movie they payed homage to was Suburbia.