Remember when Jeb Bush and Scott Walker were going to be the Republican front runners and Trump was just some side-show that was going to fizzle and burn within a few weeks?

He looks very much like a young Prince Philip.

I'm 52. I think about getting really old every time I get out of a chair.

From the day I was born until the day she died my grandmother was 100% my best friend. She was and is my role model. It's not like I obsess tabout getting old I just accept it. She said I kept her feeling young and I told her that she made me feel like getting old wasn't at all the worst thing that could happen to me.

You could buy t-shirts with Cobain's suicide note at Spencer's back in the 90s.

Nope! EG.

If you have enough traction, yeah. But fancy diffs won't do very much if you're on the wrong tires and a narrow, icy road.

People who help others cheat are gross and lack personal ethics. That's just a truth.

You're basically absolving your friend of any blame for being a shitty person.

Asking for another shot takes on a whole new meaning.

I come from a working class family. I know how hard it can be to even get access to higher education, much less to actually earn a degree. Bristol is a single mom, true, but she and her family are very well off. She could get a great education if she wanted one. She simply isn't interested.

It sounds pretty racist, or it might just be drunk-ist. But the likelihood of a teen being in the Boom Boom Room is remote, especially a Nobel prize winning teen.

Will. Uri is the other guy.

Hallucinate

Michael Hutchence was sex on a stick.

I kind of love their whole catalogue. Possibly due to my crush on Michael Hutchence.

They should have put the cease and desist letter in their Cuisinart... I mean food processor and turned it to confetti. #NotACronut