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@squawks: Make sure the guy is Om-worthy before you wear it.

@salsablaeu: I adore Febreze Air Effects. Seriously.

Heaven was my favorite scent.

@Everybody Likes Pandas: Ha! I am cringing at my own adolescent awkwardness just thinking about the American Pie huddle circles.

@food_ooh: I'd love to hear the inside scoop from any Redbook staffers about what's going on at work right now ...

@mindbling: Or to text guys who don't give a shit about whether you're holding your purse or not.

@FallopianTude: Agreed - and it's so lame and psycho-crazy-bitch of her to get peeved at Tom Brady as if he purposely checked the calendar before knocking up Bridge.

Melissa, Melissa, Melissa. When you get these crap emails just DON'T WRITE BACK! Silence is golden.