Hello! Welcome to the Hall of Presidents. We have some of the most tremendous Presidents. Like Reagan, Wilson and Fredrick Douglass. I received more votes than all of them. Combined. Look at my map. I colored it myself, stayed in the lines too! Obama can’t color in the lines. Did you know that these aren’t even real…

I saw the script, and I believe the role was Chick without Shirt #3.

I love this woman.

This will be followed by a television series about a group of twentysomethings who saw this movie about a group of women reading a book and were inspired.

And for no reason at all, a cameo by Melanie Griffith?

Some future headlines:

The one that got me was the 23 year old woman working in PR who said “As a person who’s always been complimented on [my] ‘stunning beauty’ … I’d been searching for a ‘hot’ guy to match the label I had always been given,” says Young. “But after a date or two, they’ll have problems hanging out with you and then will…

Tiffany: Dad, there’s a band I love staying at your hotel. Could you organise a meet-up?

2 Chainz feels the sting of 2 starz.