We had this sitting v standing discussion a few months back. I still cannot fathom that anyone wipes their ass when standing. Fucking savages.

Wouldn’t you be more likely to drop the shitty TP onto the toilet seat if you are standing and wiping?

It is virtually impossible to wipe your ass while standing. How the hell can you dig that toilet paper in between your manly muscular buttocks far enough to get all the corn and peanut bits out of there while standing. These are precisely the people that smell like they shit themselves, standing next to you on the bus…

Sounds like your ass resembles Ray Lewis’ face.

This is some solid ass-wiping skills. If there was an Ass-Wiping League, I’d nominate you for commish.

So you’re like a switch hitting shitter

your hand is already underneath your ass, you just drop the paper in the toilet like a normal person. WHAT ARE THESE ARGUMENTS EVEN

How fat are you that your ass hangs down almost to water level??

They are smashing any remaining particulate, and then smearing it around. Barbarians.

That doesn’t make biological sense. Are you a robot?

Well, the initial question said that people saw him standing above the stall, which implies he stands all the way up, which is clearly insane.

What is wrong with you lunatics? You lean to the side and just lift one butt cheek.

Why is there enough shit still on you when you wipe that it drops down and leaves streaks? Does that mean it drops on the ground instead? Or is this a reference to the paper contacting the bowl instead of water? That would make more sense, but also sitting people can choose to place the paper in the water.

Standing would seem illogical. Doesn’t that shut the poop hole up?

For years, YEARS, I mean since I first learned to wipe my as at roughly three years old, I have stood up and wiped. I lived a life filled with swamp ass, skid marks, and dingleberries. Less than a year ago, I started to wipe sitting down, and my life has never been the same. I am a new man. No more swamp ass. No more…

I also had no idea that people wipe while standing until I read Drew’s post way back when, but it makes sense in hindsight. There have been plenty of times where I’d be inpatiently waiting for someone to get out of a stall after standing where I’d think “Why’s it taking this guy 2 minutes to pull his pants up and…

I stood up to wipe my ass until about a year ago.

I turned 29 a couple weeks ago

until recently i stood. i still do it out of habit sometime. i dont know, that’s how i learned as a kid and never really gave it much thought until one day i realized it was kind of weird. also, no matter what i always end up using a hectare of toilet paper. i think i’m doing that wrong, too.

Standing up to wipe makes NO SENSE. You are closing up shop when you stand up! What are you wiping - the outer cheek?

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.