“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

“Case closed?”

Well since the offense can’t really look at the ball, they require audio to move, and they are penalized if they move before the snap.

A big reason this is rarely called may be that the umpire is usually not in a position to hear a simulated count. Sometime around or before 2011, the NFL moved the position of the umpire to a location behind the offense, where he’s unlikely to hear a simulated snap count. However, for the last five minutes of each…

Andy Dalton expressed his certainty that someone here is not telling the truth and his deep disappointment in whoever it is.

we have audio of guys scratching their dicks on the sidelines, and you’re telling me no one had a mic pointed at the middle of the damn offensive line during the most importantly play of the game?

‘He had some extra’s and needed some place’s to put all of the apostrophe’s.’

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee

Boo for this apostrophe, Patrick. Boo.

Peyton walks into Lucas Oil Stadium: Jim Irsay tosses him a bottle of pills and winks, Ryan Grigson rolls a syringe across the floor, then the three of them high five and that’s how the work day starts.

Peyton, it was a joke.

By troubles, you mean 3 SB appearances and one SB ring? What a loser that guy is!

Yeah, um, that’s not the national anthem. Here’s a hint, kid, it begins “God bless America ...” Get it right next time.

I’m surprised he wasn’t sent off immediately to the showers. You NEVER touch a referee - EVER.

Isn’t making contact with a referee an ejectable offense?

The media likes to call Muslim immigrants ‘citizens’ of whatever Western nation they invaded to hide the facts that prove what people with a brain are screaming about. Islam just does not jibe with the modern world and Western values of liberty and freedoms. Child rape, Sharia Law, women as second-rate citizens, death…

Additionally, he will not be allowed to watch the first four weeks of football next season.

“He wasn’t functioning correctly,” O’Brien said, “as to how we know he’d usually function calling a play, receiving a play and trying to communicate it to the offense.

This isn’t surprising. I played rugby in college and got concussed one time and completely lost all my short term memory. It didn’t return until about a day later.