My fantasy team stinks.

A scholarship to an SEC school.

What can you have where you are in the ICU on Wednesday but still possibly play on Saturday?

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

How about we call out journalists who ask stupid questions.

Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

You didn’t even take a whack at it? Couldn’t even crack one joke!?

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

This Kentucky team is on the cuspid of greatness.

I’m at a floss for words.

Pcl’s are supposed to be super difficult to tear... Unless that happens. Ugh hope he gets better soon.

Thanks for stepping up and being “that guy,” there’s a real shortage of them around here.

NSFA: not safe for anywhere

I didn’t think so. P.S. That’s a tiny violin. It means he is playing you a sad song to go with your sad rant in a very sarcastic way.

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

Uh...because him and has dad called for $$$ bids from colleges when he was looking to transer from junior college.

Little known fact: Sue Flay is actually married to Tom Brady’s buddy, Dee Flate.

Look Lamar, I know Caitlyn is different, but you’ll get used to her.

The way his head whipped back I'm guessing it was a neck problem rather than a head problem.