Y’all already have more health care than America. Suck it up. We Yanks all weigh 300 pounds and will be dead of diabetes by 35 and we still go overseas to pull your weight for you. Pretend you’re saving a flock of sheep on the Falklands and get in there.

Voting? Discussion? Who needs that horsecrap? Just shoot from the hip, watch your Halliburton stock rise and send in Browny to clean it all up when yer done. Yeehaw!!

This could only be more British if it was painted red, white and blue, had Rowan Atkinson in the driver’s seat with Rule Britannia being burped through the exhaust, and a cold sausage roll with a warm beer on the passenger’s seat.

I’d like to see how much UPS got for the package when they auctioned it as unclaimed.

Yes, but where’s the pain in that?

Not exactly the “Jalopnik Bump” you were looking for.

Not exactly a car but it’s a 1995 Geo Metro Trike someone on /o/ found on Craigslist for $4000. Nice Price or Crack Pipe anyone?

Thank you, it’s been really pissing me off that people continuously blame the BBC for firing Clarkson. Assault is assualt, no matter how famous you are. You get drunk and punch your colleague, you’re probably going to get fired.

I would pay money to watch that documentary, just sayin

IMO the biggest problem was Korolev died. Just as America’s space program would’ve been impossible without Von Braun, the Soviets’ fell apart with The Chief Designer’s death.

Project Orion was pretty batshit crazy. At least for getting a space craft off the ground...

Man, a sheet of cardboard to lay on?! Some guys get all the luck...

If not carpet-bombing civilians is what “no leadership” means, then I don’t want any damned leadership.

Hey, don’t judge me for my choice to only wear ass-less chaps on my motorcycling excursions.

COTD, so I can challenge $Kay to find me some ladies and icebreakers.

What? No one is brave enough to sit in these lonely stands?

It’s not a theory. Beyonce’s Irreplaceable was definitely atop the Billboard Hot 100 when Winterkorn became CEO.