Mmmm proooooobably don’t let anyone you suspect is under the influence drive your Corvette at all?

Uhh, did you read the title of the segment? Being “clueless” is pretty much the main idea. In my opinion, these segments are great precisely because Conan is so bad at gaming. He always presents a fresh, grounded take on popular games, tearing away at their core, past tbe marketing bullshit that fans gobble up. And…

He made fun of Amanda Peet’s dress the other night, said it looked like it was made of crumpled kleenex.

Becase Pwed’s only real joke is screaming really loud.

Yezzir, "gamers" are the most annoying self entitled pieces of shit out there.

Soooo...wait they put 5 years of their lives into making a game that they readily admit honestly thinking is a long shot to sell more than 50,000 copies of?

Are we gonna really go so far as to call them ‘grown men’?

What the fuck? They are charging $60 for this?! Pfff hahahahahahahaha. It looks nearly identical! Fucks sake Nintendo, just useless. Cant wait to see their next failure of a system.

Assuming NX releases this year, that’s about two years shorter of a lifecycle for Wii U than what Wii had, is it not?

I drink tea. Loose leaf tea only. Coffee is for plebs.

I drink tea. Loose leaf tea only. Coffee is for plebs.

Please fuck off with your pretentious attitude towards coffee pods. You’d be sucking their dicks if they paid you.

Please fuck off with your pretentious attitude towards coffee pods. You’d be sucking their dicks if they paid you.

Yeah that was a little.....over the top. He should be more concerned about being on the side of a highway instead of inbetween the girders.

You’re jumping to a conclusion based on a speculation that Torchinsky made. We don’t even know what the cause was yet.

and then it inevitably devolves into a “what is Art” debate.

This looks amazing. It really does. The issue I have is that it is basically non-functional art. Who the hell will ride that thing for longer than 5 minutes. The seat is wooden for fucks sake. The handle bars are so low that unless you have orangutan like body proportions you are stuck nearly laying down all the time…

Go cry about it more. Maybe youll realize I called you guys wage slaves because I think you deserve more pay, but that you should also be QCing your product before it leaves the store.

Fahey, you always look like an idiot. No amount of editing could save you.

Considering how often I see gamestop employees standing around holding onto their dicks every time I go in one, you must be the only one they ever successfully tricked into doing your job.

Or just take it back to a GameStop and return it. Which all GameStops can and will do with online orders. It sucks for certain, but a return like this? Really not that big a deal Mike. Can you maybe try to not paint us all as douchebags for an honest mistake?

This article is a perfect example of a terrible hot take. As another commenter stated buying used Nintendo games could be tricky but you are just railing on GameStop(I have No love for them) and suggesting eBay?! I'd trust a big box retailer to fix the issue faster then some eBay seller.