I just got prostate cancer looking at this picture.

New rumor: iPhone 5 launch date August 7 after Target ends its sale.

I've never laughed so hard at a comment.

Do I get the privilege of knowing the justification of your disagreement?

Actually, wouldn't this mean that the iPhone 5 would be released in the middle of September? The start of the event blackout would probably be the release, and the two weeks following would be to keep up with heavy AT&T store traffic. At least, this is what my common sense tells me. Feel free to disagree.

Honey, I Shrunk The Whale Pool

Enhanced a little too much for the very last picture, no?

If the name is 'Death Valley', you could probably expect getting killed. They signed up for it.

Left 4 Dead 2 must be popular in South Africa

*Applause*

TSA is like the AT&T of security. They suck.

Too many readers will subconsciously agree with your last sentence.

I don't think people record videos in anticipation of a $1 million accident potentially happening.

So this is the guy that started the retarded new data plans?

So this is the guy that started the retarded new data plans?

Two sentences? Nice article