Do go on.

No.

Y'know how many seasons I gave Masters of Sex?

You got female friends, gotcha.

I see far more people being outraged that people are calling Colbert's joke homophobic than outrage about the homophobic joke.

Do you think calling an act of cowardice "a pussy move" isn't sexist either?

Well I guess I'm only watching bad TV shows.

Interesting.

You're making a distinction between cocksucker and "he sucks somebodies cock."

…calling somebody somebody's bitch is misogynistic.

Static as in jokes.

Well, different consideration.

I'm going to commit an AV Club sin here and tell y'all that I've never seen an episode of Deadwood and never plan on doing so.

Rump thumper I presume would also be homophobic.

I think c) goes without saying.

If you wrote a character that uses the n-word or other racial slurs. That doesn't make you a bigot.

I'm bored and commenting on an article. Dunno what the big deal is.

I wish I was that certain.

What a ridiculous argument.

"I do not like this person so I will call him a cocksucker to express my disapproval."