I mean…you're asking an erstwhile media criticism site to not criticize a popular and influential media figure.

Oh, I thought Kinja was like a writer or something.

I have no idea what this Kinja thing is or why I should care.

And yet you're still here.

Which when we're discussing feminism and not metal, is a whole hell of a lot easier.

If she wrote about how he wasn't 'really' metal…then one billion, trillion articles.

"A bit lazy, especially if it's in your wheelhouse."

They're a nerd-focused pop culture blog that attempts to cover 'progressive media' issues covering one of the most important nerd-focused pop culture creators who is currently having a problem with his 'progressive media' image.

Who is seeking to destroy him?

Something happened on Castle?

I'm not saying I totally understand all elements of patriarchal media (understand as in fully appreciate the insidiousness of) but I will say that whenever I struggle to comprehend what "the male gaze" is…I always think of River stepping through doorways…not SuckerPunch!

He gets more incoherent as the day goes on.

Nazis, I hate those guys.

Oh, you're a Tri-Valley asshole…great. I'm sure you cut me off in your Beemer one day getting to your overpriced reservation.

How am I wrong about his experience?

Please tell me the chefs with the most Michelin stars.

The really respected chefs aren't people you've heard anything about.

It'd be especially funny if they did it to Jambi…probably their happiest song.

Let's consider this.

I think this is a very well-written article.