I want more time sipping martinis at the Green Mill Jazz Club on Thursday nights.
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If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...
The private writings and letters of the Founding Fathers. Jefferson wanted the Constitution revised every 20 years, and all of them expected their grandchildren or great-grandchildren to replace it with something better. In none of their private writings was there any sense of the Constitution being anything more than…
Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.
This thing is wrong on so many levels.....I want it.
Hood rich, bitch!
There can be no better way for 2016 to end...
Don’t drag us along on another pun odyssey
Right? Stay woke fam.
Thank god we dodged that HRC Corruption bullet guys
Church camp is where my husband felt his first boob. He also witnessed a blowjob. My children are NEVER going to church camp.
Go home, you’re drunk. Crash isn’t even as good as the other Crash.
Craigslist be like,
Bridge troll, indeed.
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I had a train horn on my old Outback. It was pretty hilarious. I almost NEVER honked it, though (and I could toggle back to stock horns when I wanted to). However, when I did have to use it, it WORKED. People would stop merging into me, or stop turning in front of me. It was nice having a horn that people actually…