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I want more time sipping martinis at the Green Mill Jazz Club on Thursday nights. Read more

Who wore a cowboy hat in Alien? The Alien?

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Yup.

*sigh*

The private writings and letters of the Founding Fathers. Jefferson wanted the Constitution revised every 20 years, and all of them expected their grandchildren or great-grandchildren to replace it with something better. In none of their private writings was there any sense of the Constitution being anything more than… Read more

Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.

This thing is wrong on so many levels.....I want it.

Hood rich, bitch!

There can be no better way for 2016 to end...

Don’t drag us along on another pun odyssey

Right? Stay woke fam.

Thank god we dodged that HRC Corruption bullet guys

Church camp is where my husband felt his first boob. He also witnessed a blowjob. My children are NEVER going to church camp.

Go home, you’re drunk. Crash isn’t even as good as the other Crash.

FOAM PARTY *unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce**unce*

Craigslist be like,