I would argue that you arent fully telling the truth. A girl like you in her 30's always, ALWAYS has 1, a gay friend and 2, a very good friend who is always a very good man whom you continually overlook as being a nice guy that you just want to be friends with and don’t like ‘in that way’ and laugh off his advances…

I had Miley Cyrus but I’ll admit I should have traded in cards a few rounds ago.

What part of $$$$ dont you understand?

Anthony Weiner is like, oh thank god.

No, no, no. We do not need another B.E.P. single on the radio.

“ a parking cone with emotional issues”

This comment section would read alot differently if Hope Solo were Charlie Sheen. The bro’s and high-five’s would be all up in his Kinja.

Poetry for the hard of hearing.

The Weeknd was robbed.

“who he said was snacking and playing Candy Crush.”

Bar soap is only for gently washing freshly inked tattoos. You people still using wash cloths in the shower are nasty. Body wash and a loufa.

Stud-abaker

Before I get into reading the rest of this, shouldn’t it be exhaustive yelling?

Thats alot of pink.....

Havent read all the comments; but can we discuss the merits of that sign in the heading photo. Without Judas there would be no salvation. And so, who is being delivered by Hillary to be judged thusly by whom and for who? Did I get that right?

This is excellent. How long did that take? FYI I do not like Futur, American Dad, Cleaveland Show or Dingleberry. But I love FG, Simpsons, Bobs Burger and Archer, Archer, Archer.

The photo above from the 1976 ceremony w/ the babes. Um, like....why isnt that in color? Are you sure about that year because that seems rather odd no one had a roll of Kodachrome laying around in 1976. But regardless of year, def would do all of them.

We all know about these. Shirley, there must be more.

I defy you to prove to me this isnt the same person in drag.