Just need my 2 year old making vroom vroom sounds now.

@meatbag_pussrocket: What kind of lint is it? I'm a sucker for lint bets.

@Undead Teddy Type ЯrR: Growing up if you weren't a farmer you drove truck. 70% of the truckers I used to know did not own their truck. At best, they had it financed through the company they worked for, but then you're driving for years at a reduced rate to pay it off.

Bet the 23 cents I have in my pocket that the truck isn't his. It's a lot easier to take things casually when the property being lost isn't yours.

Something with bullet proof glass. Maybe the pope-mobile.

I don't see scissor doors. I can't drive it unless it has scissor doors, so giant CP.

We need to bring back natural selection.

For a moment, I thought that might have been the ultimate bro-fist. Then I realized they are holding hands and thought it was possibly the coolest homosexual wedding photo evar.

If this was a true choose your own adventure, I'd end up needing big foot's assistance to save me from the wreckage of my car dangling precariously over a precipice.

@_Engineer: HAHA. That earns you a heart click!

It's always good to have benchmarks to measure things by.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: There isn't a form of motorsport that allows the amount of creativity displayed by F1 and Group B back in the day.

Being Canadian, I'd prefer if they used robertson.

@Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH: Ring Ring... hahaha

@Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH: I can agree with that, and appreciate that. I prefer looking at "Titty" to penis, and thankfully the filters at work agree.

@Irishman — AARGH!: Many paid work filters have put most of Gawker into "Adult/Mature" category. Since Deadspin showed penis I can't see it anymore. When Jalopnik showed penis I only lost it for a day thankfully.

What do you think is the sexiest car a man can drive? Does your opinion change if the man is straight or gay?

Do you think "dragoning" a car is a term that Vanity Fair readers would ever use or participate in?

@Half the wheels, twice the fun: It looks like that to me too, and I've spent quite a lot of time getting vehicles dirty.

Yeah, a hat tip for me!!!