while not 100% the best thing, google maps allows you download offline maps. it has saved my butt more than once.

Kid goes back in the house. Unca Dave watches, bemused. Two minutes later, kid comes back, lugging the vacuum cleaner.

Listen here, kid. I’m gonna need you to grab that feeler gauge over there and set the points gap while I drain the rear diff.

Tracy is going to grow up to be some wide-eyed kid’s weird uncle. I mean, the kid is going to go to school, and he is going to have stories.

What’s worse than handle bar steering is thumb throttle on a boat! Cruising will not be fun.

Obnoxious purposely obtuse people are the only ones insisting they don’t like it.

Also I don’t want a Lambo to do 7 minute Nuremburg laps. I want a Lambo for fricken laser beams and wings and god damn geometry. Being fast is important, but being ostentatious is key. To me, this is a step in the right direction. Bring us more absurdity in car form Lambo!

I’m in the minority maybe, but I like the styling of it.

It’s a damn fine-looking car; has this Phil douche even seen a modern Lamborghini? Those fucking things are absolutely covered in wings and vents! This looks like Lambo stuck to the fundamentals. It’s a nice, clean design.

The people complaining about this are the same people that financed Chrysler 200's at 15% APR.

Maybe, but every 10 year old with a Countach poster on the wall had it with a wing. If thats who this car is for, then it needs a wing. Big ole delta shaped wing. 

Nah. Looks perfect without. Just like the original:

Counterpoint:

This Cardboard Ferrari also runs and drives.

$1,500 gets you an aluminum 14' tiller steer with a rusty trailer from 1970.

How do Chevy trucks float in water? Like a rock.

I completely disagree. There are #vanlife people that have been living in tiny homes for years and have been thriving. Just because this wouldn’t work for you, doesn’t mean it won’t for her. Let ‘em live their lives, sometimes tough situations bring people together, did for us. 

“I can speak from personal experience that it does feel nice to drive something larger. You, the driver, feel a hell of a lot safer.”

Venting is not that hard. You know that there are cars with whole engines “in the trunk” right? My 3 series wagon battery is under the cargo floor. This isn’t new.

Just imagine the discipline and intelligence it takes to get to that level. Amazing!