Did you just get bit by a horse? Did a riding club deny you? did a girl who belongs to a riding club deny you? This has personal vendetta written all over it.

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…

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Still salty I see.

Not if you can’t afford it.

If you’re in a situation where a $40 purchase will make or break your finances, you’re in a shitty financial situation.

cd-drive?

Uh, you cheat in an online competitive game you do it at your own risk, if you get banned well, that’s your fault. If the ban is unfair you can appeal the decision. Also why would anyone ban people if they cheat in “offline mode”?

I love the idea that these despicable people rushed home after plopping down $50-$60 on a brand new game and were instantly banned again. “I’ve spent $200 on this game, and I can’t play it! I just want to be able to cheat and feel superior to others while simultaneously ruining the game for everyone else. Is that too…

I know I’m supposed to say that he was wrong and that was dangerous and he’s lucky.

I enjoy how you took this as the place to air a grievance against something completely unrelated. Side note: fuck Donald Trump, dude’s a dick yo.

Breeding the red car and blue car will create a purple car.

Can I breed and race you?

The perfect punishment would be lock the kid in a room until he makes a perfect replica.

My first permanent USAF assignment was as an ELINT Software Analyst for the SR-71. Within a month or so of showing up on base, the funding was pulled on the entire SR-71 program. It was still very cool to spend the time I could there. I was there for the official retirement ceremony when they flew one in from…

They were definitely high as shit too.

(My apologies if this is unnecessary) he was making a pot/420 joke.

imagine all the video games you can get for that :O

They weren't taken by a teenager using a potato.

heh-heh...1 hour...4 minutes, 20 seconds