Pretty sure the red hat is gonna go the way of the Swastika, where it’s always super inappropriate to wear it.

Grurz Mcgurz

I’ve decided my policy on this is to believe people when they say that this thing happened to them, and to take vague rumors with a grain of salt.

It’s not perfect but it’s flaws are easy to overlook because of how satisfying it is to murder the shit out of a bunch of racists, especially now. Also I liked the openness of the whole thing - it just presents you with an enemy hideout and lets you go at it however you see fit (thought those hideouts seem to be…

Too bad GTAV is obnoxiously full of microtransactions and grinding, because that sounds pretty fun. Also too bad they stopped updating the PS3 version so I can’t play it anyway! It does sound like the ideal version of GTA Online though, since it functions best as a huge deathmatch between a bunch of players across LA.…

Last I heard they went down the old Kinja sewers and haven’t been heard from since! I’m sure they’re fine.

It is mostly a jump-scare fest, but it’s a pretty solid one the mostly captures the spirit of the book (though nowhere near its depth).

You’ve heard of getting busy? This Stretch Armstrong gets biz-zay! Consistently and thoroughly.

I certainly wouldn’t mind a little coddling.

Giving a shit is funny. Giving a shit is good.

And one of his Batman movies wasn’t even half bad!

This is great news. Jurassic World was one of the worst blockbusters I’d ever seen. It was just as incomprehensible as your average Transformers movie, and on top of that it was shot in the laziest, most boring way possible. Why anyone though he was good for Star Wars in the first place is beyond me.

Just more proof that real life is more David Lynch than David Lynch.

It’s a show I never feel compelled to watch, but I always enjoy it when I do watch it.

The Office at its best is better than Parks and Rec at its best, but I think Park was more consistent and never sank to the level of the Office’s worst episodes.

I imagine they want a diverse “cast.”

In what universe is it reasonable to assume that Kathy Griffin is going to attempt to assassinate the president?

“Kinja, not Disqus, will save the AvClub.”

oh this is hell. you’re in hell

Yeah even minor newswires used to have at least 100 or so comments. Now they’re lucky if they clear 15.