“First off, [stinky fart noises]”

Yes, I too am lacking the part of my brain that processes empathy. Things are only good or bad! Stealing is bad, always, that’s what I learned in kindergarten!

If I’m a billion-dollor corporation with insurance and you’re stealing two TVs? Yeah I don’t give a shit.

I’d just like to join in the chorus of people calling you a heartless piece of shit.

If there’s one thing I’m worried about in the wake of a terrible natural disaster, it’s people doing drugs!

Good. No one was actually offended, right wingers just like to pretend to offended to score points against the dumb libruls who get offended at everything. Plus it’s our goddamn rights as Americans to say that Donald Trump fuckin’ sucks in as harsh a way as possible.

The people you’re describing aren’t real.

I think young people as a whole are way more tolerant and caring than previous generations, but there are a lot of young people and plenty of them are morons.

Unfortunately there are plenty of Hispanics and Asians who are afraid of Muslims, hate illegal immigrants, don’t like paying taxes, and don’t care about/hate LGBT people.

Then we cut to the Night King who has hooked up a live feed to Viserion, who is using his fire breath to project it onto the Wall for all of the wights to watch.

Then we cut to the Night King who has hooked up a live feed to Viserion, who is using his fire breath to project it onto the Wall for all of the wights to watch.

The essence of libertarians is “I don’t care about other people,” which is a thought process that easily leads to racism (“and I care about people who are different from me even less!”).

Making art and telling jokes requires a good bit of honesty and being in touch with reality. Good comedy makes us laugh and good art moves us because it connects with us, because it contains truths. Rightwing thinking is so far removed from reality that it can’t do that.

The dude is apparently a doctor, a burglar, a rich guy, and a BMX biker.

I enjoyed both SR3 and 4, but never really as much as SR2. SR2 was just serious enough that the silly stuff stood out more. Ridiculous stuff happening in a normal world is funny, ridiculous stuff happening in a ridiculous world is less funny. Also the map in 3 and 4 sucked.

Eh, she always sounded like a shithead teenager, but that was ok because it spoke to teenagers.

But see, where she says “Kanye sucks,” she’s actually referring to a made-up conflict she had with another famous millionaire that was ultimately resolved and both parties continued to be famous millionaires.

Basically Valve isn’t going to release a game unless it pushes the envelope in some way in terms of technology and game design, and it doesn’t seem like this would do that.

I remember when they made a big deal about how dangerous it was and how we should never, ever go there and I was like “ok so we’re definitely gonna be forced to go there.”

Left 4 Dead was the ultimate college roommate game, second only to maybe Smash Bros. I need another one in my life, preferably for the PS4 since I no longer have any Xbox. It doesn’t have to reinvent the wheel, I just want more levels!