@horspowr1001 has GT5 but it doesn't actually exist: I deleted a big chunk as it was getting too long. I wish I'd left it in now- Had famous quotes from the bible along side the F.R.I.E.N.D.S alternative. But I've been drinking all day so it was probably funnier in my head!

@Geisrud: No, but my father did locked in his work van- trouble was I was inquisitive and a locked door, or a padlocked cupboard, was a great challenge to beat!

A beautiful stadium, but the atmosphere inside was sorely lacking.

I remember watching a documentary on the 40th anniversary of the moon landings- it said that the original Apollo rocket was one of the most complex machines ever built and consisted of over 6 million individual parts. Even with a 99.9% component success rate, NASA still could expect some 6,000 parts to fail on the…

@blyan-reloaded: Wars are a dirty fucking business and all sides commit atrocities that shock and repulse in the cold, hard, light of day.

@horspowr1001 refuses to believe GT5 is actually released: The realisation dawns that somewhere on planet earth a T.V network has been running the entire 10 seasons of F.R.I.E.N.D.S on a continuous loop; and much like a lie repeated a 1,000 times, the excruciatingly banal and often derivative F.R.I.E.N.D.S, becomes…

@horspowr1001 refuses to believe GT5 is actually released:You meet the woman of your dreams in a bar and really hit it off. Then suddenly it hits you- The old saying "she's had sex with more men than you've had hot dinners!" is in fact, a fact!

@DfizzleShizzle: then spend the rest of eternity regretting that decision!

@meatbag_pussrocket: As a kid I once mixed strong bleach with an industrial strength descalent. That's one mistake I will NEVER make again!

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

@abates25: Chuck Norris can melt lava

@D.Mobile!:Chuck Norris once threw a pebble, We now call it......Hayley's Comet.

@Jusnel Gonzalez: There is the false belief that a volcano erupts when the pressure of magma within the volcano gets so high that it fractures its way to the surface. Truth is, Chuck Norris in his spare time goes around and roundhouse kicks mountains, and like everything else Chuck kicks, the victim spews their guts…

I'd be more interested if these leaks read something like "C.I.A involved in the assassination of Kennedy", or "American government instrumental in 9/11 attacks to ensure OPEC continue trading oil in US$" or other sensationalist stories that may or may not be true. That would make for an interesting read.

@Rusty Hawk: I thought one of the fundamental freedoms you American's hold so dear was the freedom of speech.

@TraMaI: Your post summed up pretty much what I was going to say.

I work as a waiter in the UK- I bought a stamp that I could set myself. It reads "SERVICE NOT INCLUDED!" or "Tipping is NOT a city in China!" depending on my mood

@Nitesh: Perhaps he should have likened the situation to a game of Battleships- S. Korea with the USS George Washington on its side at the moment, playing live war games, wins!

@Eric Swenson: The argument which is better, DeWalt or Makita, still rages much like the argument Ford or Chevvy? Mac or PC? Coke or Pepsi?

My current SSID is REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.