Okay. I’m outing myself as a big dork who watches a Canadian show called Murdoch Mysteries. They often make fictional plot developments around famous people in history, events, science and forensic developments in the late 19th century (in Toronto). And, they sort of revisionist historicize (or play with fictional…

‘Look here, young man, you’re trying to anticipate what I’m going to say, and you haven’t the brains enough to do it.

What a fantastic quote!

I actually just had a destination wedding (close destination -2 hr flight - but destination nonetheless) for this exact reason. I had 50 people at my wedding, including my now husband and myself. Honestly, thought there would be less, and wouldn’t have done it any differently. I don’t need to see my second-cousin…

Don’t jump down my throat, but...

That looks more like “Oh Daddy, stop!”

Why do you think this woman is married to this man? Same Reason...

Apparently this woman used to go out with someone from Jersey Shore.

She was trying to use her uterus as an ATM and he’s plain ole stupid, or maybe his logic was that if he did get her pregnant, Daddy would let him get a divorce to quell scandal. She was still using her uterus as an ATM, joke would have been on her because she probably has more liquid cash than him.

Money.

Meh.

Stop trying to make Donniety Kane happen.

This guy puts the rise of Meghan Markle from mildly successful actress to motherfucking Princess to shame.

I’m sure Chloe’s father is thrilled by this.

Just want to brag a little. I have never seen this before (male so not much tampon experience). My first thought reading the headline and seeing the title picture, “Hmm, well if it isn’t the obvious side view of the bin, then WTF is it?” I read the article expecting something odd and cool and instead got told it was…

Yeah, that’s the flappy door and the side of the container. Sorry, I always knew this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyone who’s had expensive plumbing/ Rooter service because a neighbor sharing a drain line flushes her tampons would know what that sign means. I nearly had to pay for such a service.

But ... but ... that means they expect you to pretty much stick your whole hand in there to dispose of it. My personal technique in valves pushing it open with the tip of my finger, then dropping my stuff in. I use applicator less tampons so I generally don’t use it at all. (Yes, I know I shouldn’t flush the used…

Two things I learned about this this morning:

1. Vlad Jr. is the first player born in Montreal to ever hit a walk off home run in Montreal.

I think one mistake that a lot of parents make is taking their kids a bit too late, probably forgetting how much longer it takes food to arrive after you sit down at a restaurant than after you sit down at home. As such, kids gain a reputation.