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So this North Korean stuff is like mega racist right? I feel incredibly uncomfortable.

They worked surprisingly well! I would watch that sitcom.

NO HE DOESN'T LIKE DUDES HE TOTALLY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT TITS LIKE TOTALLY STRAIGHT GUYS WOULD SAY. SEE? TOTES STRAIGHT.

Fargo was better, so the night is going properly.

I know right? That was amazing and uncomfortable all at once

Did Bendydick Cucumbershoot actually mess up or was that all part of the act?

I love Amy Poehler's necklace. And Amy. That nod after the sleeping beauty joke was good.

Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.

"I am marching but I am aware of the confusion and the hypocrisy of the situation. "

This is great, and such a strong show of solidarity for the death of 17 people by a handful of extremists. Terrorism should not be taken lightly. Now, when do we think all the politicians will start marching in Africa, where like 2000 people were recently slaughtered in Nigeria by Boko Haram? I'm thinking that…

btw i rewatched the little king trashmouth ep again and thought of you the whole time!

Ah, yes, good ole' 2005 fashion.

I sort of am. She built herself a career out of being a sexy chick who had a sex tape of herself and her boyfriend released. Not everything she does is ideal, feminism-wise, but she owns her sexuality and I think there's something to be said for that.

Thank you, Hamilton Cosby protestors!

The fact that Charlize fucking Theron was being paid less than this relative new comer is mind boggling to me. She's a god damn Oscar winner for Christsakes.

The best part of this was when she talked about age in Hollywood and Mark Ruffalo became the smoothest man in history. Magical.

Yes! My friend and I thought we were too stoned to understand what was happening because it was just so surreal. The earthquake simulation house and all.

Have you seen "Coming to America"? It's about them moving to the US after David's transfer to the LA Galaxy. THAT is comedy gold.

That is when i fell in love with her! She's self depricating in that charming way that only the Brits can pull off. I loved when she freaked out over having to drive in flats, like she legit worried about getting pulled over and being seen without heels.