where’s your handle

unpopular opinion: Birkins are ugly and Kellys are far superior

that poem is brilliant, someone get u a Pulitzer

+1 villanous abominable misleader of youth

prince! louis! so royal! so smol

Actually! That is not the case! They divorced because he was a serial cheater! He has affairs with many other female skaters... including (a young, impressionable) Tessa Virtue.

honestly how does this keep getting worse

my mom’s china that she painstakingly collected over the years is staying with me- i love it! we have so many memories with it- but that’s because we used it.

honestly i want to be martha when i grow up

i have a blackberry

sounds fake but okay

came here for this

same! (except used, because my paycheck hasn’t caught up yet)

why

why are mikes such douches

did u ask him for directions?

ouch

yo drew, when’s your williams sonoma catalogue roast coming out??

just name one toronto and one 6ix and be done with it

“not after making the mistake once of ordering the hot eggnog latte”