fuck off

I went to one of those, it really was lightning speed

my absolute favourite player of all time, I feel privileged to have watched him pitch.

I agree! In the house i will never be able to afford i would not want open concept

i’ve always hated the graduate

you win

that was my dad’s birthday!!

my sincerest condolences

was your dog named after the matrix character

I am so sorry for your loss

at this rate we’ll have a confession by thanksgiving!

honestly how did you NOT know the Impala

whhaaaatt wild hedgehogs???

or just dont try lipstick samples on your lips!!

brb crying

Wtf

omfg that is the best comparison i ever saw

or you could live in Canada and have two months of christmas!!!

“said Gitanjali, who also plays piano, swims, fences and dances”

DO NOT INSULT GOTHIC TYPOGRAPHY IN FRONT OF ME. ILLUMINATED MANUSCRIPTS DESERVE BETTER