Oprah:  “Who?”

...but she IS difficult to work with. We all know it, even without having ever worked with her. She’s incredibly tedious.

Well, I mean... they have to keep refilling the settlement fund for BSA.

Take heart, they didn’t have true love they had “to blave” which means “to bluff”.

Will ends up taking Odd Job and Rock blames Jada for telling him to do it

No one in the world would even remember that joke, positively or negatively, if Will Smith hadn’t reacted in an insane way. It’s the silliest throwaway joke in the world, but it gave us a the world’s worst insight into an insane relationship dynamic.

Since this whole situation arose from a joke that would’ve made more sense in 1997, I submit that Will and Chris resolve their differences the way everyone did that year: GoldenEye 007 multiplayer.

Facility, 2 minutes, Slappers Only

You try and write a short article by yourself!

You know it’s gonna be an all-timer when none of the writers want to attach their name to the article 

Was this written by all of the staff? 

but there are some compelling counterpoints going around:

The irony of Trump calling anyone unattractive... Apparently he doesn't see what we see when he looks in the mirror.

At first I pitied you (and myself) just a little bit, but then I saw your name, and now I hug you with my feelings. Bless.

“(Although, weirdly, the actors on Suits apparently burnt that mother down, coming in at 161.0 wpm. Must have been all that lawyerin’.)“

I’m surprised Archer isn’t higher than those mentioned. Not the recent few seasons, I suppose, but those are some fast-talking jokes.

Fun thing. Thy blew the GMC motor in testing after a hadful of hot stock shots.
The car was too slow to get to the speed the director wanted for the stunts in the film so they swapped in a v8.

And too dumb to look into how DeLorean used it—as a skin over composite panels.

Made Marty’s “let’s see if you bastards can do 90" line all the funnier. You got someone else out here who’s going to test them??

Maybe it will be powered by a 130hp motor to really get that DMC feel. 

It’s almost like Elon Musk is a dumbass with the intellectual depth of a 9 year old and only knows about stainless steel because it’s what the DeLorean from Back To the Future was made out of and it would be le epic bacon if his meme truck was made out of the same thing.