Paramount + Cult Jam (with Full Force)

“All I wanted was Showtime, but I somehow ended up with a time-share.”

This sounds like one of those tourist scams where they just try to confuse you until you give up and hand them $20 to go away.

I remember buying a 340MB hard drive in about 1994 for $349, and being so excited that it was under a dollar a megabyte! WOW! Also my senior year of college (‘93) my Hungarian best friend bought one of the first 1Gb hard drives to take home for his dad’s business and it was $2000. That was half a semesters tuition.

Rolling up the window is totally from the manual handle that you used to roll up the window. 

Yupyup. Swapping out disks for games, too.

Oh, Beth. You missed the most important saying about a wringer washer.

How much horsepower did the space shuttle have?

Possibly. But I don’t believe ten years from now we’re going to look back and decide that Andrew’s Tate’s output and philosophy were essentially harmless. Ten years after the Satanic Panic nonsense, everyone (except sad evangelicals) realized that AC/DC and Judas Priest were just rock bands and so they could sing…

Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends

They’ve been going forward with The Flash for like three years now. That’s not news at this point, and when it was news, Gizmodo and i09 did multiple stories about it.

When Vincent Chase beats you to the punch it may be time to look for a different investment.

I’m in the JSA WHO? camp. I had so many distracting questions about who/what/why these hawk and helmet guys were such dicks to each other, why the Atom had to be an idiot but tolerated as if by obligation, etc. They seemed really dysfunctional and a strange crew to be sent to resolve the BA crisis. Then the appearance…

then insisting that a bar serving his tequila brand, Teremana, be installed at the NYC premiere of Black Adam, despite its PG-13 rating.

“Success has a hundred fathers....”

I just have severe super hero fatigue. I have almost no interest in seeing super hero movies anymore. They really should move on.

When will the Rock heel-turn in the real world? His ego and carefully manufactured “good guy” persona starts to crumble when receiving ANY criticism or pushback.

Now Mr Johnson, this concludes the “Fuck Around” portion of proceedings. Now we move on the “Find Out” part.