.......   I’m just glad that this sentence exists.

Their big mistake was not getting Adrian Pasdar to play the lead.

Go watch “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” and then come back and do this list all over!

The oldest movie in the list, The Thin Man is a pre-Code murder mystery comedy that showcases just how risky early Hollywood movies tended to get.

Both of the Branagh Agatha Christie adaptations are....not good. I’m surprised they were included here. Murder on the Orient Express is weak, but Death on the Nile is the worst movie I saw this year. By a mile. It’s a bad movie.

“King Charles has given Princess Kate a new title: Colonel of the Irish Guards. I’m sure the Irish are chuffed to bits.”

“There are some who call me ... Tim.”

It’s like if Barsanti tried to be funny and then didn’t even make a funny joke.

I’m embarrassed to admit that after I saw the movie, I went out and bought an F-35 Lightning II. My wife was pissed to say the least.

I’m legitimately asking this, but is Tim Cruise reference here a joke I didn’t get?

“Kylie Jenner is posting bizarre selfies to distract from the fact that she’s being mentioned daily in Tory Lanez’ felony assault trial.”

Chief Queef is right!

Chief Queef is right!

She played a venue this summer where I work backstage, and her fiance came with her. I really enjoy her music, and her work on reproductive rights. I do not care who she is dating, or cheating on, so this is no judgement, but....she was a really unpleasant person to everyone, and out of the 40 shows we did this…

Getting an investment and making money are two different things. Just look at those FTX boss.

Deuxmoi says it’s not an open relationship. If you can’t trust Deuxmoi, who can you trust??

I’m so torn on Phoebe Bridgers. Yes, the music is great, but writing a song about how you and Conor Oberst had an affair while he was married, AND THEN RELEASING IT is just tacky, and I really hope she checked with his ex-wife before airing their dirty laundry. Plus, mocking Ryan Adams for ‘being in a band when I was…

they’re the same level of annoying, perfect match

Sometimes I want to sit on my lazy ass and have the food brought to me.

growth has tapered vs our pandemic growth rates