Please, for the love of god, don’t entice the “it’s only on paper” crowd to start posting shit.

“each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have.”

Don’t Get Too Excited About That Nuclear Fusion Breakthrough

Whooooo let the bad memories out?

Now, after abusing my retinas by looking at all of those, I can confidently confirm he’s losing whatever existed of his mind.

Oh god I’d forgotten that amazing “Trump moment”.

GI Trump! All American Traitor. Ignorance is 100% of the Battle.

The daily dunks on Elon are 2022's way of making up for how it started. 

They always praised her for “finding her mark (and knowing where the light was).

Dude, go get a spa treatment or something, you’re flinging abuse.  Calm the hell down.

In any case, I sincerely hope that the worst of their storm is over, and that Harry, Meghan, their kids, and their loved ones can all live out their boring lives unbothered.

Wall Street can’t short it since it isn’t publicly traded anymore.

I’m saying looking at one stock without context as to how comparable stocks (other car companies, other companies of similar valuation, etc.) and how the market as a whole is doing over the same period mentioned would be a good thing to mention. Having context to compare things isn’t whataboutism it is how you are…

This is what happens when someone who doesn’t read decides they’re a prophet.

He is talking about *Texas*. See: “moved”.

So Kelsey says she didn’t shoot Megan. But is still willing to provide cover for Lanez because she feels hard done by Megan. Who else could have fired the gun? It’s one thing to beef over a dude. It’s a separate thing entirely to carry it so far into helping your former friend’s shooter. All this for a man who’s whole…

Zoe Kravitz has always looked like that, and I don’t think it’s cute - they’re giving Skeletor a run for his money. All these people willing to make permanent changes for a temporary fad should find a good therapist instead.

“Don’t forget to fasten your byuu-cull”