Did you read the article? The graduation ceremony wasn’t at his school.

The State Attorney is lazy. Watch them change their minds after this gets more attention.

They bring good things to life.  And bad things to Chinese rivers.

But…you do know many, many similar deals are made which don’t result in anything getting produced, right?

(Imagine the fun of building and testing the mechanism that collapses tons of stone multiple times.)

who is Salah? How does he know Indy? Why is he sticking his neck out for him? Doesn’t matter!

That’s got nothing to do with wealth disparity, it’s just how a bell curve works.

Ferris’s dad was an ad exec, his mom was a realtor.

Sentient, not sapient.

Speaking with The Hollywood Reporter about their new live show, the Restless Leg tour

Look up Tanner Cook.

Not to get all Jack McCoy on you, but murder is by defintion not a crime of passion.

Dammit, now I have to say “Hi doggy” to scratch that OCD itch, you bastard.

In writing, there’s concept called “lampshade hanging”

They definitely had shady, incompetent management, and/or (more likely) they were so high on the entitled royal lifestyle that they believed they could just show up and get an eight-figure check just for the beneficence of their mere presence.

Citation needed.

Kylie buried the lede, which is this classic line from the same interview:

I pray that you’re right, I would enjoy that so much.  But he should have been dead (politically and physically) so many times by now, I’m not going to start high-fiving until I literally see the corpse.

So, the proper attribution should be ““milquetoast” [sic]” [sic]?

I mean, I can be pretty disorganized, maybe even more than the average person. But I’ve never randomly found a golf shirt in a box of my tax returns.